Monday, April 9, 2012

Think Like a Man...or Lil Kim?!

(convo cuts in)

T:  hol up what the hell are my tactics?  If a man can make it crystal clear that all he wants to do is smash than so can I.

 T:  And I need you to explain my stubbornness in detail sir

 Man: I suggest you listen to me, as a man, if you do so I promise you will break every person you set out too

 T:  I would be a complete dummy to talk to a guy who stays talking about this that and the other shit he bought and smash for free!  huh?  That's stupid!

Man:  my point is, you have the attributes needed to REALLY get what you want, however your approach is a bit off kilter
I agree with your last statement

 T:  My approach is the same as men's...yall just don't like it thrown back at you and want to control the shots.

Man:  not at all, maybe some men but not all again, I agree with your last statement

T:  Thank you!

Man:  what you doing is not new, but how you are doing it is your method won't work with everyone, however with just a little instruction you will be good

 T:  Here's all I wanna know:  Why can a man be completely blatant about his intentions but I'm supposed to back end mine?  I don't want to play around with men and waste my time at dinners and shit.

 Man:  Here's the thing T, men and women are different; so you can't take what and why we do and apply it to a woman I'm not even thinking about me, remember I met you under different circumstances

 T:  No, men are just flucking confused.  They don't want drama and want a woman to be upfront.  But when they get that they are stuck on stupid cause they aren't running the show.

 T:  So....I need the man's Cliff Notes version of my approach.

Man:  You can't treat every man the same and you can't compare men to women; once you understand that you will dominate trust me, I do it 

 T:  Every man isn't the same

 Man:  That's to include every man with money if you listen and be willing to adjust I assure you will win every time

 T:  I'm still waiting on you to tell me what the play by play move is on this new plan

Man:  I'm still waiting on you to humble yourself and open up instead of talking fast and trying to act like you got everything figured out at 27

 T:  I have to be the most humble person in America!  I would bet money that if I was extra friendly with my lady parts BEFORE I asked for a meal, I would instantly be humble and sweet.

 (foolishness deleted and still no answer...men are still as retarded as I thought they were!)

1 comment:

  1. I am a man and I think that most men need to get on the program and realize that women are masters of the game as we are. Most of us are late to realize it and probably never will, but there are rules to the game and we (men) are not the only ones that are able to play the game and get what we want. Nothing in this world is free and just like her time isnt free, please believe we have to make her think ours isnt free either.

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