What You Won't Do!

(References a convo we were having which I've edited to protect the not so innocent)

C:  You know there are some of us who think things that are "freaky" to other people are basic run of the mill stuff. I always ask, "what's freaky" because most of that ish is in my normal repertoire. I'm like, "oh…that's dirty/nasty/freaky? People don't do this just because?" I need to stop doing the most then. LOL.  It's always fun to sleep with a man who isn't used to getting anything "special" or done right. Those were the days…

T:  What are folks doing in America these days?  BTW, I'm back on Twitter.

C:  I know right! I think the problem is I dated someone when I was 17 who was fine as hell and I wanted to do whatever however. I think staying in relationships teaches you more than just dating/smashing random people. You can perfect your skills that way and not just do enough to get through the session because there's a chance you all may not ever do it again. I don't know. Just my personal take on it but anyway, folks need to get with the program. I have made a vow to never be friends with a chick who doesn't give head because she will always have relationship issues and I don't want to hear that shxt. Suck a dxck and STFU!

C:  You need a 45 year old man. You suck he spends the end.

T:  I'm pretty sure mister 45 year old found Jesus after the last pic I sent.................

C:  Ohhhhhh!!! What's up with him anyway? When are you all going to do whatever. This is taking too long for me.

T:  Oh....I laid out my schedule very clearly... haven't heard from him but when he returns my texts he acts like he's been building an empire which is why he was busy...gtfoh.  You know...here's my discovery...men want women without the bs drama but when I'm upfront and clear with my intentions and stuff they are looking all around playing games.  I can't figure it out!

C:  Yeah because I don't understand who doesn't pencil in time to fxck! Clearly only "Baby Boy" understands this concept but he's also not expected to buy $2500 bags and leave gift cards on your nightstand so he has it made. LMFAO!

T:  Baby Boy gives me all I need from him...sneakers, Ciroc and the wang!  LMFAO

C:  Grand total: $90. I'm pretty sure you would have more customers at that price point. LMFAOOO!!! You two…Lawd!

T:  I mean I don't ask people for ish they can't afford to pay.  You're not gonna keep telling me about the BMW, Porsche and whatever else you drive and want me at Steve Madden!  Fluck I look like?! 

C:  LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Word up! Preach sista PREACH!

T:  I still can't get over buggy having me ride around in a freshly detailed Panamera and then telling me my taste was too expensive when he offered to buy me a Christmas gift.  I guess he thought I was gonna tell him I wanted a Gap giftcard.  I've been walking right by him in the hallways since January. 

C:  LMAAAOOO at a Gap gift card. I don't get it. I'm seriously confused about this business transaction. It must be guilt. He sees you and wants you but when you're not directly in his face or he's temporarily out of guilt mode then nothing happens. Whatever. Just keep lining them up and see what happens. You no pay you no play *Asian "massage" woman voice"*

T:  Right, thats it.  A lady will get cut for not smashing but when I cut you for not swiping (your credit card)...I'm wrong, again GTFOH with that!!!!