c: Oh sorry chica. I'm doing three other things right now.
t: Could you replace chica with ragazza or elle...thats italian and french and sounds a little cuter...not really into the spanish.
c: I most certainly cannot because I speak Spanish and I'm positive you speak neither Spanish, Italian, nor French. How about you stick to English and don't try to get too cute!
t: WTF NOW YOU SPEAK SPANISH??!!!! Say something <<<LMFAO thats what people always say when you tell them you speak another language! Oh and don't Google something to say!
c: LMFAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!!! I'm not fluent but I've been learning Spanish since the 1st grade. I don't speak it often enough to travel to Spain and be with the people speaking Spanish. De donde vive? Don't google your answer! I know you only know the shxt you heard on Dora and Diego.
t: Yooooooooooo I just spit out my girl scout cookie I'm not supposed to be eating. I have never heard you say one single word. Lies all lies.
c: If I spoke to you what would you say besides, "speak English asssshole!"
t: I would say something real smooth...why do Brazilians sound real sexy but the folks at Chipotle sound like "WTF did you say"???!!!!
c: LOL!!! Chipotle workers sound sexy when they say, "block or peento beans?"
t: I don't know if yall have white folks working at Chipotle's in Denver but damn do they mess ish up!
c: Yes, at the register but the food slingers are Mexican.
t: Ok that seems safe because I need a smooth transaction at the end. I like to throw a curve ball every now and then and ask for a bag WITH handles...sheer panic! Do it sometime and die laughing!!
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