t: I think these pants gave me a real headache.
c: I told you what my jeans are doing. I'm about to order some of those damn pajama pants I saw on an infomercial or that damn full Snuggie suit!
t: OMG I know why women walk around looking like full on frumpadinkas! This ish is painful plus I have the cutest outfit on and wasted it!
t: IDEA::: I wonder if I tie my trench around my waste like we used to do circa 1994 if anyone would notice I don't have pants on at my desk. I'm seriously looking around for options like do I have a gym bag stuffed in my drawer???!!!!
c: I am CTFU!!!!!!!!!!!! There aint shxt in your drawer and you know it so you (mines well) might as well unbutton your pants and scoot up real close to your desk. Just keep your hands on top of the desk to avoid feeling compelled to give yourself some mid day pleasure.
c: Just throw on a Body Magic or something under your clothes. I heard they seriously do wonders so you won't feel your jeans pressing up against you. I am too cheap to purchase one so I rock the "busted can of biscuits" look every Friday when we get to wear jeans. I hope I don't get so fat that I have to go to Walmart and invest in Hanes jogging suits in every color. I wonder if in true large person fashion, my gym shoes will start leaning to the side the second I don that unsightly apparel?!
t: I told you like 4 years ago my mom sold them well she liquidated her line and was practically giving them away last year! I look like hell and needed one but didn't want to support her at the time! So...here I am unbuttoning my pants eating Doritos.
c: I would have totally supported her since they were on clearance. I could be a fake assss size 6 right now! Are you kidding me?! Now I'm sitting here at my desk in a really awkward position to avoid having the crack of my asss exposed whilst snacking on these damn free M&Ms someone left for everyone in the breakroom wishing the cheap bastard had opted for the ones with peanuts.
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