Shit ___ people do in the workplace

1. Ear hustle. This is the fine art of listening to what others say only to use it against them later.

2. Convo hijack. These are the people who only talk to you once they see you've begun a conversation with someone else.

3. The caller-outter. This is the co-worker who always has a headache or any other very minor ailment that they describe as near death. You usually get stuck doing their work.

4. The potluck finger licker. No description needed.

5. The personal caller. Damn GTFOff the phone! Arguments with the spouse, checking non-stop on their kids, calling the radio station, calling all their unemployed friends-all very loudly!

This list is subject to growth.