Thursday, May 24, 2012

Foolery that Brown People Understand

Serious thought:  Do white people have code language like this?  (Please answer this question)



1. I'm around da corner." = I'm 45 minutes away

2 .We in Dis B***h!" = We Will be attending the event.

3."Free my ni**a ______" = Although he did commit a crime that is against the law.. free him because he is my friend.

4. "So you Mad?" = "it amuses me that your angered by what just occurred when it didn't seem like a big deal to me.
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5 ."You wasnt with me shootin in the gym" = you did not contribute to my current success in any way, shape or form.

6.Where dey do dat at? = What type of establishment allows behavior of that sort?

7."Im Bout To Go Ham!!!" = If you say 1 more thing that displeases me, I shall be forced to take disciplinary actions.

8."I got da whip"= My mother was kind enough to let me use the car.

9."You Tryna Chill? = I Really Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You But If I Said That You Might Say No.

10."I'm chillin tonight" = My current financial situation is not budgeted for extra curricular activity."

11."You aint bout that life" = Your living standards are not fit for the situation at hand!

12."S**t just got real" = The situation has escalated to the highest point of seriousness & is no longer a laughing matter!!

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