I Ain't Afraid To Touch Myself

Thank you T. Boz for making a song dedicated to this worthy topic and you'd think in 2012 everyone would know that self-pleasure can be the best pleasure ever but lo and behold ole what's her friggin' face from Tough Love New Orleans made all the viewers and her house mates shed a single tear when she announced she doesn't masturbate! HUH?! Pause! WTF did she just say?! *grabs a Kleenex after replaying that episode in my mind* I am a complete porn and self-pleasure enthusiast so I don't understand her kind. I can only hope she's taken herself down since the season wrapped or she can take pride in knowing she has single-handedly set Americans back 100 years and Amsterdam will continue to win in comparison to us! Yes America here are the facts and I quote, "As long as the condoms are picked up and the people that want to have sex in public only do it in the evening or night time, then according to new rules, it is fine and dandy to have sexual relations in Amsterdam's Vondelpark." If they can get it on outside surely you can get us (Americans) a point on the sex score board by making sweet love to yourself! Just take one for the team.

For all the rest of you ladies who love your "cupcake" < name totally stolen from a recent episode of B.E.T.s "The Game" and have no problem getting yourself to climax, feel free to share your stories with us. Yes, we love raunchy so bring it on!

Weird/Interesting masturbation stories I've heard:
1. "I must do my hair and put on lipgloss first"
2. "I suck my own tits to really get into it"
3. "I rolled up a pair of socks and placed my vagina on it, grinded back and forth, etc until I came"

Ahhhhh sex! It's an activity that can be enjoyed even if you have no one else to play with you. Pun totally intended.