My Daughter is a Gypsy

There are clearly several cultural differences in child rearing and for the longest time I would wonder why white parents would let there children walk around outside like this:

But now I get it!!!  Their kids are annoying as ever, cry, and throw fits until they get to wear this garbage all day long.  My daughter has recently decided to scrap the Gap and Polo I buy her and wear clothes that are 2 years too small for her, dirty, mismatched, ripped and just trashy.  There is a daily fight in my house and in effort to not give her up for adoption, I am finally deciding that letting her look like this: 

and guess what?!  I DONT GIVE A FLUCK!  If she wants to look like a fool, cool.  Headaches and arguments are over!  If you aren't up on the show that I find as hilarious as I do mortifying, My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding, here's a clip!  Get ready to fall the hell out!!!

(Go to 5:25...)