YOLO Mother Effers

Drake and his lil friends over at YMCMB have all of pop culture in a craze over this YOLO ish.  For those still in 2011, YOLO stands for You Only Live Once.  The "theory" is to do wild (reckless) stuff cause well, YOLO.  I'm all over this but have edited my recklessness cause I'm a real person with a real career and a real child.   My list is about as stupid as I'm gonna get...for now.  In no particular order (some have already been checked off and items are subject to change):

1.  Turning sick days into sex days
2.  Rub-a-dub-dub in the back of the club ala Lil Kim
3.  F*cking a rapper (preferably Joe Budden see Instagram)
4.  Spending money for 4 months without checking account
5.  Booking a flight to Europe for later that afternoon
6.  Self-loving in traffic
7.  Doing some stupid ish at work (haven't thought this out yet but it will involve mid-day activities.
**thinks of more things, will post add-ons later**